Disney Parks are so busy all the time, the “down” times when the parks used to be less crowded seem like they’re going away. Busy parks means longer lines for attractions. Some rides and such are so hard to get a FastPass for, and some we’re willing to just wait it out and take our chances on how long it will take. While standing in these lines, we start to get to know our “neighbors” and hear various conversations being had by other guests waiting their turn. Even if you don’t mean to be nosy, you still hear what other people are talking about, and frankly, sometimes it’s funny! So, I thought it would be amusing to write down some of my favorite things overheard by other guests while standing in attraction lines…. here we go!
“I keep looking on the map, and I don’t see where the Cookie Monster meet and greet is.” Look all you want to, Cookie Monster isn’t here!
“This place (MK) would be great for Marlene’s engagement party. Too bad she doesn’t deserve it.” Sour grapes maybe? Poor Maureen!
“I think there’s enough chlorine in the pools so that if kids potty in it, it doesn’t matter.” That one was just gross, no words.
“Wow, you would look so different with straight teeth.” I wasn’t sure where that girl was going with that one, but her friend gave her the stink eye.
“Mommy, when Ariel loses her fins and gets legs, does everyone see her butt?” Just hysterical, and a good question too.
“That’s not Elsa, even I know that. Where’s the real one?” Little girl watching the Festival of Fantasy Parade. Right on kid, the Elsa’s have been a rough one to copy, we understand.
“Now, once the fireworks start, all you adults are going to move so the kids can get up front right?” This lady approached a photography group who had tri-pods set up for two hours in a secluded spot to get pictures. There was room for all, but she didn’t care. The photo crew said, “well, no, we’re not moving the tripods but the kids are welcome to share the space.” She replied “too bad you didn’t get to enjoy Disney Magic as a kid.” Wow. Have a Magical Day lady!
“I hear you can get some great Margaritas back near Dumbo in Fantasyland.” Really, where?
“My favorite country at World Showcase is Greece.” I must have missed that one on the map. Maybe that’s where Cookie Monster is hiding out.
“I paid too much money for this vacation, and you kids would rather play video games in the room than have fun at the “bleeping” Happiest Place on Earth!” I felt sorry for this lady.
“The Cast Members give out free gifts to certain people at the end of the night.” I’ve never gotten anything, must not have been chosen yet!
In addition to people watching, being mindful of what’s being talked about around you can be just as entertaining. Sure, we’d never put our own two cents into the equation, but it’s interesting to hear what others have to say in their own circles. Have you ever heard some funny conversations at Disney? I’ll keep my ears open for more, I hope you enjoyed this and at least got a laugh! ~M
Michele also contributes theme park news for Fox 35 Orlando 11pm news and on the radio on WDBO.
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A few trips back we were in MK walking back through the castle heading towards the park exit and there was a mother daughter duo in front of us. The daughter (probably 16) points to the off-limits part of the castle (the stage) and goes “MOM, I want to go over there! Why do we never go over there?” The mother turned to her daughter and gave her the craziest look in the world and said “IT’S A STAGE!!!!” The girl was clueless. lol My mom and I had a good laugh.
We struck up conversation with the older gentleman at the table next to us in the Dawa bar area in Animal Kingdom. He said he was amazed at how run down the park was — you know, those cracks in the pavement, peeling paint, faded signs. I tried to explain to him that this was all part of the theme and he didn’t believe me!
Many years ago. A Mom and her son late at night in Magic Kingdom. While I don’t remember the exact words, this is fairly close: “Mom, we can go now if you want. I know we have a long drive back.” “No, I promised we would spend a whole day at Magic Kingdom for your 10th(?) birthday and you know what I’ve said about promises.” “Never make a promise you can’t keep.” “So what ride do you want to go on again?” “Pirates!!! ……………. This is the best day ever, Mom.” Mom grins and they head off holding hands.
About that time someone must have thrown dust in the air (fairly dust?) because my wife and I both had to rub our eyes.