Re-post just for fun!
Ahoy Mateys! It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Being that we love all things Pirates here at TMSM, this is a great “holiday” for us. If only it fell on Jar of Dirt Friday!! So, in the spirit of Pirates, and in keeping in our usual light hearted and upbeat fashion, why not celebrate with some silly Pirate jokes? Everyone likes bad.. umm, I mean, good Pirate jokes, right?? Enjoy!!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH!
What is a pirates favorite study subject? Arrrrrrrrrrt.
What’s a pirate’s second-choice job? an arrrrrrchitect!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? Arrrr
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!
What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHe ntina!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
Where do pirates put their trash? In the GARRRRRRRRRRRBAGE can!
What is a pirates favorite doll? BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!
Where do pirates keep their cookies? in a jarrrr!!!!
How did the pirate become a lawyer? he passed the barrrrr!!!!
Where do pirates like to eat? The HARRRRRRD rock cafe!
What are pirates afraid of? The DARRRRRRRRRRK
Where did the pirate put his car when he was done driving it?…. the PARRRRRRRRRKING lot
Why are pirates the coolest? They just ARRRRRRRR!!!
Where do pirates keep their weapons? in an ARRRRRRRRSONAL!
What’s a pirates favorite fast food restraunt? Arrrrrr-by’s
Where do pirates park their ships? in the harrrrrrbor!
Where do pirates get their haircut? at the barrrrrber!
Why is there smoke all arond the pirate? He’s smoking a cigarrr.
Why does the pirate say AED? He knows medical Jarrrgon!
What was the pirate’s golf score? parrrr!
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty!
Why does a pirate’s phone go beep beep beep beep beep? because he left it off the hook!
Ok, so I admit, most of these jokes are “groaners” and are pretty bad. However, if even one of them put a smile on your face, then my job here is done! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!
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