Disney Characters Who are Bad at Dancing

May 15, 2015

From the Oh My Disney blog

Disney characters are great at lots of things: being adorable, saving the day, falling in love, the list goes on and on. With all this talent, it pains us to admit that some of them are just not the best dancers. Dancing is a gift, and you either have it or you don’t. These characters do not.

Goofy – A Goofy Movie

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He may not be the master of the dancefloor, but he’s still the top dog in our book.

Baloo – The Jungle Book

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This move is called “the scratcher.” We’d like to think that it feels good, and judging by Baloo’s face, we think you’ll agree … but isn’t the prettiest dance move in the jungle.

Georges Hautecourt – The Aristocats

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He’s DEFINITELY the most adorable little man ever. His jubilant leg kicks are nice, but he could really use a lesson in proper form. (Straighten your back, dude!)

Cogsworth – Beauty and the Beast

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We like Cogsworth’s little side-to-side motion (which is a bit meta because he’s a clock).

The Duke of Weselton – Frozen

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They don’t call him the “Little Dipper” for nothing.

Mr. Smee – Peter Pan

Smee

We’re just gonna focus on the fact that Smee has few pleasures in life, and dancing seems to be one of them. That’s all we’re gonna say.

Lawrence – The Princess and the Frog

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It might just be because Lawrence is dancing alongside a true aficionado, but we’ve seen better moves from a dancing hippopotamus (we’re looking at you, Hyacinth Hippo).

Donald Duck – The Three Caballeros

Donald

Donald isn’t usually a bad dancer, but in this instance he’s flailing his arms to and fro like a caffeinated mallard—but that’s okay with us. He’s still a winner in our book.

Dopey – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Dopey

He’s got a smile on his face and a song in his heart, so we’ll forgive the lackluster dance moves … it must be hard to dance while balancing on top of at least two other dwarfs.

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Michele Atwood Founder & Editor-in-Chief, The Main Street Mouse
Michele Atwood is the founder and Editor-in-Chief of The Main Street Mouse, one of Florida's leading Disney and theme park news sources since 2010. A credentialed Disney Partner and media professional, Michele serves as a theme park contributor and insider for Fox 35 Orlando and WDBO radio covering Disney and Central Florida attractions. Michele has also contributed to the Orlando Sentinel, WESH 2, and Spectrum News 13. Michele is the published author of four books — "Moving to Main Street U.S.A.," "How Many Sleeps Till Disney?," "How Many Sleeps Till Disneyland?" and "Daydream Believing: Confessions of a Grown Up Princess" and is co-owner of the House of Mouse Expo and Lost Princess Apparel. With over a decade of hands-on coverage of Walt Disney World, Disneyland, Disney Cruise Line, and Central Florida theme parks, Michele brings firsthand expertise and media access to every story she covers.



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